C:\> hijack_init.exe

[OK] Signal breach established...

[OK] Static channel locked...

[OK] Audience detected...

C:\> echo WELCOME TO BROADCAST HIJACK

WELCOME TO BROADCAST HIJACK

C:\> dir /creativity /punk /raw

Volume in drive C has no label

Directory of C:\BROADCAST_HIJACK

01/01/2025 03:00 AM <DIR> noise

01/01/2025 03:00 AM <DIR> glitches

01/01/2025 03:00 AM <DIR> ideas_unfiltered

01/01/2025 03:00 AM <DIR> transmissions

C:\> subscribe.exe --force

>>> Injecting your email into the system...

>>> Warning: Unsubscribing may cause creative withdrawal

C:\> play_tape.bat

Now broadcasting >>> unpolished thoughts

Now broadcasting >>> raw comics

Now broadcasting >>> underground frequencies

C:\> system_crash /rebuild /louder

### ERR: No conformity found

### REBOOTING INTO CHAOS MODE...